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Alex informed us that he thought it was called bert-day, not birth-day. When I explained that it was indeed birth-day, he then stated that he like bert-day better and he was sticking with it.A Conversation with Alex
Me: Alex, I keep finding your dirty socks on the coffee table. From now on, I'm going to make you pay me a dollar every time I find them there.
Alex: Ok. But you're going to have to give me a dollar for every time I don't leave them on the table.
Me: That's not the way it works.
Alex: Then no deal.